Web Producer: Jason Bailey
First, thanks for taking the time to read this. One the greatest things you can do, is give a crazy-person a captive audience.
Chuck delivers a roundhouse to yo mouf, like Van Damme used to before he was tricked into duplicating every one of his movies, post-'Double Impact.' Chuck brings it from the heart.
Boulderdash, horse-hockey, and shame on the networks for not giving the 'red-headed mangler' his due.
I couldn't allow visitors to take time from their busy schedules to view a site that didn't give this man, who some have dubbed the "last old-fashioned hero of the West," the respect he has earned one great line after another.
But, don't crown me with this discovery of this wonder-titan of martial arts and home training equipment. One before me celebrated this action-drama-syndicated-morally-fervent-staunch-black-belt-super-starburst-of-man-meat.
Brother Conan spreads the truth. And the truth wears size 11-and-a-half alligator-and-snake-skin cowboy boots, with matching marsupial-and-rawhide trench coat.
Chuck and Walker are just that, however I would conjecture the two of them share the same body in another dimension, where David Hasselhoff is featured on Nelly's new album: Errwherrr! Wait, I have that album.
I'll review it sometime soon.
They are not distinct; how do you know you aren't watching Walker when you see "Chuck" and Ms. Brinkley help validate your poor decision to stay at home instead of going out, while convincing many people they can get an effective workout from sliding back and forth.
How do you he isn't doing everything he can to keep from side-kicking the guy that looks like a non-speaking henchman on 'Texas Ranger, who happens to be a "concerned person" who wants to learn more about the Friction Glide or Abdominal-Incline-Hole-In-The-Wallet.
'Red Beard' would bounce back, beating down Nash Bridges every Friday night at 8, 7-central.
Now, he brings it every night on the prestigious and morality-conscious Hallmark Channel, the source of my Walker fix, and his daily words for everyday life.