(RNN) – For a meager $700, you can be the sole owner of the manliest car ever.
An ad on Craigslist for "the car that broke Pontiac," a 1995 Grand Am GT, might be the most creative and entertaining pitch ever to go viral.
The seller's sense of humor smoothly covers over glaring deficiencies in the car, such as manliness that the five-speed emanates from "every loosely-coupled piece of sheet metal."
"The car chuckled at my failed attempt at manliness, and became so bloated with testosterone that it literally blew a head gasket," the ad said.
By the way, that's something that the buyer will more than likely need to fix.
Apparently, Joe, the owner of the car, couldn't handle all the attention he drew from women within eyesight of the automobile - his words, not ours - so he felt compelled to get it off his hands.
"Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex," the ad reads.
He was even nice enough to drop the price from a shade below $200,000, making this a steal - depending on how desperate you are to get your hands on your next set of wheels.
Kelley Blue Book values this model car at around $2,000 in excellent condition, so it's safe to say this is a definite fixer-upper.
Highlighted features of the car that are listed in the ad include tires, doors, steering wheel, seats and radio - all the amenities you need to ride in style.
According to the ad, every previous owner has had a beard, so at the risk of breaking an impressive streak, women need not call.
Besides, the ad claims there are three things every woman wants in a man: "tall, dark and drives a (expletive) teal Grand Am."
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A cheeky advertisement for a 17-year-old car in Everett, WA, is a hit on Craigslist. (Source: HappyPlace)
